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Tao po.. Tao po.. Namamasko po..

Posted in Random Thoughts by akosibananaman on November 16, 2009

Parang gusto ko maging active dito. So ito, ipo-post ko ang wishlist ko para sa darating na Pasko. Regaluhan niyo ako ha? Thanks!

Wishlist:

1.) Kalaban sa suntukan na hindi lumalaban preferably buhay na tao na hindi umaaray.

2.) Kung ang mga printer ngayon ay merong unlimited ink, gusto ko ng tasa na naglalaman ng unlimited na kape at hindi lumalamig.

3.) Isang pares ng brand new lungs.

4.) Masasarap na pagkain na walang halong cholesterol, fats, salts, o kung anumang sangkap na nakapagpapataba at nakamamatay.

5.) Isang diet program na hindi nag-iinvolve ng pagda-diet, pag-gising ng maaga para tumakbo, o mga bagay-bagay na nakakapagod.

6.) Cellphone na pwede akong magreply sa nagtext sa akin sa pamamagitan ng telepathy.

7.) Alarm clock na hindi ko kailangang magising at pindutin habang sinasabi ang mga katagang “5 minutes pa”. Gigisingin ako nito kung anong oras ko kailangan o gusto.

8.) Electric fan na merong supersonic waves na pumapatay ng mga lamok.

9.) T-Shirt na merong auto-fit na pwedeng i-complement ang aking mala-adonis na katawan however which way I want it to.

10.) At ang huli, isang pares ng sapatos na hindi magkapares pero mukhang cool.

Aasahan ko ang inyong mga regalo kase siyempre binasa niyo ‘to. Paki-PM na lang saken kung kelan at saan mo ipapadala. Thanks! Merry Christmas!

Pare, pa-blog.

Posted in Random Thoughts by akosibananaman on November 15, 2009

Sa totoo lang, matutulog na talaga ako. ‘Di ko rin alam kung bakit ako andito ngayon at nagta-type ng kung anu-ano dito sa bagong linis kong keyboard.

Teka, ano nga bang gusto kong iparating? Ahhh.. Wala pare. Napansin ko lang na wala na akong ina-update dito na may kabuluhan. Eh ayun, ‘eto namang post na ito e wala pa ring kwenta. So yun, okay naman siya.

Limang buwan na lang pare, ga-graduate na ako. Ang sarap maghintay. Ang sarap ng pakiramdam na bawa’t araw na nagdaraan e unti-unting napapalapit ako sa entablado na kung saan ang pangalan ko ay isisigaw. Totoo na kaya ito? Sana naman. Dahil kung hindi, katakot-takot na sermon at kutos na naman ang aking matatamo mula sa aking mga magulang. They have paid their toll now it’s time to give them their expressway. (lab0)

Pero tol, langya. Pakiramdam ko pa rin I still have to fulfill something. Meron akong kailangang maramdaman para maipagpatuloy ko ng maayos ‘to. Marahil ay pag-ibig. Pero maraming klase ng pag-ibig so hindi ko na rin i-specify. Baka kailangan e maramdaman ko ang pagmamahal ng isang electric fan. (‘di ako defensive, nililiwanag ko lang) O kaya ng alas na puso, para manalo man lang ako sa tong-its o in-between.

Anyway, ayun. Wala na namang kwenta. Itutulog ko na lang siguro ‘to. Teka, yosi muna tayo.

BananaMan Update: version 2.0

Posted in Random Thoughts by akosibananaman on May 27, 2009

Wala lang. Dahil naisip ko lang na makapag-blog ulit at ma-update itong WordPress account ko.  Shit. Crap. Fuck. Wala talaga ako ibang sasabihin dito kundi mga kung anu-anong nyaw nyaw na naman. Oh well, ito na. Update ko lang kayo.

Una, tapos na ang aking OJT at nalalapit na ang pasukan kung saan ako ay isang, wait for it, incoming graduating student! Palakpakan naman dyan! *applause sound effect playing in background*

Sa wakas, pagkatapos ng anim at kalahating taon ng pagtambay sa loob at labas ng paaralan, matatapos na rin ang kalbaryo ng mga magulang ko. Masusulit na rin ang kuwartang nilustay nila pambayad sa aking matrikula, ang mga na-kickback ko sa lahat ng gastusin at ang pagbili nila ng bagong uniporme, ballpen, notebook ng artista, at deodorant para sa akin tuwing pasukan.

Walang ka-highlight highlight ang bakasyon ko. Put*ng ina. Ayun. Meron pala. Umattend ako ng CEGP Conference. Astig sobra. Marami akong nasaksihan doon. Nag-uumapaw ng mga astig na tao. Isa na doon si Kuya Jepoy.

Hindi ko na ilalahad lahat ng bagay na tungkol kay Kuya Jepoy dahil baka isipin niyo e type ko siya dahil meron siyang abs. Pero ang galing niya (hindi dahil sa kanyang abs). Isa siyang bayani. Alam niyo ‘yun. Kung tutuusin e kaya niyang magkaroon ng matiwasay na buhay para sa kinabukasan niya. Magkaroon ng pamilya and the like pero isinantabi niya ang mga bagay na para sa sarili niya para ipaglaban ang karapatan ng mga tao sa mapayapang paraan. May ganoong tao pa rin pala.

Bigla kong naisip na there’s still hope for the Philippines if we had more people like him in our government. If our government were ran by people who cared. Kung tayo mismo ang magloo-lookout para sa kapakanan ng mga kababayan natin. E put*ng ina, ‘yung mga TnT sa ibang bansa, naloko na ng illegal recruiter, oonsehin pa ng mga walang kwentang kababayan natin at isusumbong para saan? Para sa put*ng inang reward. Be proud motherfuckers. Pera lang katapat niyo.

*hingang malalim*

Alright let’s stop at that. Nag-iinit lang dugo ko. The other one that amazed me was Ate Heidi. Simpleng babae. Pero matindi ang paninindigan para sa pagbabago rin ng bansa. Dedicated. Hands down ako. Wala na ako masabi kase feeling ko pag umabot ka (oo ikaw na nagbabasa) hanggang dito, e malamang antok ka na at sinasampal-sampal mo na sarili mo para magising.

Balik sa akin ang blog, wala akong kinababaliwang babae ngayon (pwede mo itanong saken kung ano number ko, wag ka mahiya. Ahihi *blushes*). Wala rin akong maipagmamalaki pa sa ngayon. Pero pagdating siguro ng BananaMan Update: version 3.0 e baka meron na kahit konte. Sige na, ang haba na nito. Ikamusta mo na lang ako sa nanay mo. At pakisabi nga pala dun sa nagxe-xerox sa NSO, t*ngina niya, ang mahal ng tinda niya.

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2008 Blah Blah and Hello 2009

Posted in Random Thoughts by akosibananaman on January 4, 2009

Okay. Basically I don’t do this, but everyone’s got to learn new things right? So, here goes.

What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before?
Nothing in particular, really. I learned how to drive (sayang, ‘di umabot sa 2008 ‘yung pagpa-park ko ng pa-atras… highlight yun!), I moved to a new house (or should i say “lungga”), started to plurk, (mimics the TV shopping voice) but wait, there’s more! Although I wanted to do basejumping sana… hmmm… Kailan kaya yun?


Did you keep your New Years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
New Years’ resolutions are overrated. Most of the things listed there remains there anyways. Will I make one? Sure. My New Year’s resolution for 2009 is not to make any New Year’s resolution at all, since I’m just making a fool of myself believing that I would do such, when in fact, I know I won’t.


Did anyone close to you give birth?
I know a few people who gave birth last year but we’re not really close. (what
Vea said)

Did anyone close to you die?
Again, I know some. But then we’re not really close also. (what Vea said)

What countries did you visit?
I visited uhm… yeah… and… oh… that’s about it.

What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
Let’s see… hmmm… I’ll be making a list then. And these things are:

  • money (who’s not lacking here?)
  • a new light saber (mine’s low on battery)
  • discipline
  • exercise
  • living-life-on-the-edge kind of activities
  • hair (i want more hair… enough said!)

What date from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory?
Hmmmm… date? I think I’ll go with October 10, 2008. Yep. That’s it.


What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Not throwing my life away for another year! I think that’s an achievement, uhh… right?

What’s your biggest failure?
I failed a lot of things so I lost count, but I treat every failure equally. Just like what the mother said on that Rebisco commercial, “Iba-ibang flavor, pero lahat love ko!”

Did you suffer illness or injury?
My heart was injured. Awww…

What was the best thing you bought?
My PSP. Oh yeah…

Where did most of your money go?
Food, Cellphone Load, Gadgets, Transportation fees, Shopping (what Vea said)

What did you really, really, really get excited about?
Takipsilim! hahaha…

What song/album will always remind you of 2008?
Boogie by Willie Revillame. Oh yeah… and David Cook’s album na rin.

Compared to this time last year, are you:
1. happier or sadder? so-so.
2. thinner or fatter? I’m not fat. I just gained weight.
3. richer or poorer? Poorer. Damn.

What do you wish you’d done more of?
Save. Workout.

What do you wish you’d done less of?
Idling. Sleeping. Smoking. Drinking.

Who did you spend the most time on the phone with?
I used to spend most of my time on the phone with Vanessa.

Did you fall in love in 2008?
Yep.

How many one night stands in the last year?
I always stand. But not for one night only.

What was your favorite TV programme?
Prison Break. Heroes. Entourage. Chuck. Supernatural. Just to name a few…

Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Nah. I don’t hate. It’s them who hate on me. Hehehe…

What was the best book(s) you read?
None.

What did you want and get?
I wanted to be single. I got it.

What were your favorite films of this year?
The Dark Knight. Pathology. The Wedding Daze.Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Pineapple Express. and more…

What did you do on your birthday?
Spent the whole day with Vanessa because it was our anniversary.

What kept you sane?
San Mig Light. San Mig Pale Pilsen. Red Horse Beer. Oh wait, that’s the opposite. Shit.

Who did you miss?
Miss…

Tell us a valuable lesson you learned in 2008.
I am not capable of loving a person unconditionally and infinitely. It just stops somewhere in the middle. *emo*

Tag anyone?
Hmmm… I tag… ANYONE!!!


I never regret anything that happened in the year 2008. Those are the things that made me who I am now so I give thanks for that.  Now, I have a New Year blog that tells almost nothing about my 2008! Well, I guess this is it! Goodbye and fuck you 2008! Hello 2009!

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